1. If you didn’t see/hear the guys calling the Duke game & Kentucky game break their backs bending over backwards to excuse the “alleged evidence” you missed something special.

+1 shot of rum

Was I the only one unaware that Anthony Rizzo has the head and face of an 11 year old?

Is this real?

He was also a draft dodger.

Do not choose this hill to die on

Depends if I can command them or if they are just protecting me as part of their instincts. If I can command them, I’ll take rats & gorillas. 10,000 rats would take longer than you would think to kill. Those fuckers would just beat the opposition down like a god damn tsunami crashing down on them. Just in case my…

Are we still at that point in society where predators are absolved of their abuses if they step down, or remove themselves from the public eye?

Boys will be boys

You won’t get the credit you deserve for this. Have your star.

“Yeah, but doesn’t he have the right to do this because he owns the workplace?” -Barstool Sports (probably)

What’s the penalty for trying to spend 2 minutes in her box?

(Philadelphia area Santa’s cheer)

FYI, the NFL concussion protocol has existed for years. On 12/9/1980 the NFL cleared John Lennon to perform later that month at Dick Clark’s Rockin New Year’s Eve.

I liked his immature bullshit before he apologized. It was funny, entertaining, and cool as hell, until he gave a fake apology. I don’t have the joke yet but, “Something something, Grayson Allen something Boogie Cousins, something something James Harrison, something Baker Mayfield”

From the deups of HELL, it’s KAAAAAYYYYYYYNE!

You are either funny or stupid.

The real crime here is that WaWa doesn’t let you truly customize a panini top to bottom.

25+ year Giants fan here. I have been through a rainbow of emotions being a fan of this team. Today I felt something that was a combination of shame/disgust/embarrassment (much like I assume my wife does after sex).