The five W’s of journalism.

No, he does not look like a cat...

We’ll be the last ones standing and we will fight for you. The Kinja community will be together even after they kill it all. We promise that everything you’ve done will never go to waste.

“Stick is candy!”

“Stick to candy!”

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

“You know, this never would have happened if women reporters weren’t allowed in the clubhouse.”

This may seem an unoriginal thought - you said it yourself on the pod, Roth - but the 2019 Nats look increasingly like the 2015 Mets. A good not great regular season anchored by excellent starting pitching, with solid offense (particularly in the second half), and a shaky-as-hell bullpen. A five-game stint to upset the…

That’s what happens you coldplay instead of warming up properly.

Well yeah. You definitely don’t want to give up the coveted 33rd pick in the Rule 4 Draft.

“Mr. Fantasy, I hereby declare my resignation.”

How the fuck is Joe West behind the dish already! Did he just fall on Davis like 2 days ago!? 

I realize you got a Crocodile in Spelling, but it’s “whose.”

Abelardo and HRéloïse

I find it hilarious that their 82 year old hire seems to be more flexible and foward-thinking than the ownership.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

Drew: Let me tell you about the time my brian exploded.

“let’s plague two!”

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."