Those of us in Kentucky know the Bowling Green Massacre was when a sinkhole opened up in the Corvette Museum and swallowed up a bunch of cars.

-$2000, and I get to kick Marchionne in the nuts.

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

You know the auto industry makes cars, right?

This is about cars.

I’ve played them all excluding V, but I think Vice City should rank higher based on soundtrack alone.

PowerSauce? Aren’t those mostly apple cores and Chinese newspapers?

If my local crossfit/paleo/SMeduim shirt enthusiast bros are accurate in their appraisals, the answer to this question is ‘All of it’. Apparently I’m supposed to do nothing but burpees, WOD’s, and massive amounts of protein.

They’re good dogs brent

Mattis. End of list.

Side note, I’m a man and I took them for no reason at all other than I wanted to see what would happen to my Bench Press max.

If you love dogs and cars The Art Of Racing In The Rain is a MUST read! I can’t stress this enough.

He was only off by two feet.

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I’ve been a dedicated Niners fan since I was eight years old. I’ve rooted for them since the waning days of the Montana era, and stayed with them through their decade of irrelevance.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

Bruce Lee is that you?