Hahaha show me a military grade assault rifle for 500$. Hell the NFA tax stamp for an automatic rifle is $200 alone. The actual automatic rifle? $25,000 at least. Oh and cabelas sure as fuck doesn’t sell them. If you can find any otherwise, that don’t require extensive background checks, fingerprinting by the ATF, and…

I did see a skirt last spring that I swear was made out of the same fabric that was on my grandma’s armchair. Surprisingly enough, I liked both versions.

Hey now, all of the assholery in Washington is concentrated in a very small area around the Capitol. The rest of the city is filled with lots of lovely people.

Can’t go wrong with clothes made of curtains!

Rep. Duncan Hunter of California intended it as “gotcha amendment,” because he didn’t think liberals would vote to draft women.

The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

Sadly, I think I’ve bought my last Lelo. I will never vibe again without picturing this. Damn you, Charlie Sheen.

I’d have a gigantic plaque put in front of Jia Tolentino’s desk that reads “GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF."

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

yep... can add people who take their phones out at concerts to this list.

The Supernatural fandom knows about Tuesday.

Ummmm. NO. The Fritzl case has fuck-all to do with the theme of “Goodbye Earl,” whereby a consensual relationship between two adults becomes abusive. And frankly, neither does the Cleveland case. The uptempo revenge jam is no place to trot out the pain and suffering of women and children who were abducted and held as…

Lol they deeply attacked their main fans...what did they really think was gonna happen?

Side note: Ben Harper never got the success he deserves. Such a great musician. Good dude to from my brief interactions with him.

Before the concert began, as the stage was being set, I stood up from my floor seat to take the second Snapchat of life. Someone to my left yelled, “No pictures!”

Good lord. Are you really that blind to your own coverage of Clinton during the primaries? I mean, really.

This isn’t about people like you (who sounds AWESOME btw) it’s about the lawmakers who say that specifically to deflect any sort of accountability or do anything in the wake of these tragedies. I hate that the shorthand is “thoughts and prayers” because we all do this in the wake of tragedy, but this isn’t about your…

What the hell are these women so happy about? “DERP DERP, I just assaulted someone and got my kids in on the action because I felt entitled to not have to wait 37 goddamn seconds for my shitty fast food!”

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.