I heard she also signed on for the next three remakes.

I meant that literally. I decided this “lesser evil” crap is just making things worse and it’s time to skip straight to “balls-to-your-mother’s-wall evil.”

Yep. That’s why I’m voting for Satan this year.

Aye. There’s the rub.

Since harming children is what anti-vaxxers are about, is it really any surprise they’re attacking a child online?

It’s already against Federal law to sell guns to those diagnosed as mentally ill.

I think He already has.

The tragic loss of human life on American soil is a grave reminder for us to remain vigilant and to simply love one another regardless of our differences.

Agreed, Mrs. Obama. And when you find success, I am certain that the haters will stop.

Sushi donut? WTF?

That is insulting to both fire and piss.

Note: The only people they count as students are those who don’t complain about rape.

I don’t think any reasonable, thinking human being has anything less than total sympathy for you over what PETA has done to vegans.

Next, they’ll be flinging five thousand dollar pieces of shrimp at each other! The sheer savagery!

Not a problem! It happens.

Okay, this is definitely a step in the right direction.

Dear People for the Eternal Terrorism of Animal-eaters: Fuck you.

90% of the weapons they have are off-brand reproductions made by American companies.

I just checked their site and facepalmed.

Damn it. Now I have to watch that movie just to see her in it.