You gotta go with the Chili Garlic Sauce.

• add Sriracha. you’re welcome.

Also, plan on doing REAL maintenance, as in, bushings, fluids, batteries, sensors, compressors, not just oil.

A development car?

[ normal horn ]
[ blow riffraff away ]

Up is “excuse me, Sir”

On second thought, probably best she doesn’t get more experience.

What’s so good about a V10, don’t Ford U Haul trucks have V10's?

I’m guessing the buyer didn’t have enough gold chains to buy a Viper. #mullet

Ever tried just driving along in like a 99-04 Mustang and staying in your lane on the 405? You’re all, “I’d love to stay in this lane. This is good.” and your axle is like “OH HEY WHATS THIS? AN IMPERFECTION IN THE ROAD? I’M WANDERING THIS WAYYYY WHEEEEEEEEEEEE”. There goes staying in your lane! Or maintaining your…

both of you need to be sent to a mental institution
Do you know how fucking AWFUL base Live Axle Mustangs have been for so long?
“Oh, I want to stay in this lane cruising down the 405”, and live axle is like “NAH I FEEL LIKE WANDERING OVER HERE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
DIE LIVE AXLE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

So you’re saying they had VW design the engine management software?

Welp, this went from 0-100...much faster than a Harley.

Good lord what are yall even talkin about down here? I love my Grom, its the perfect bike for tooling around downtown streets, its small enough that I can get away with parking it in a bike rack 98% of the time for free, fits in the back of my Ranger with the gate closed and weighs light enough that I can lift it in a…

you beat a scooter off the line when you have just over 5 times the displacement... color me shocked.
Dont underestimate the little bikes though.. I have a 1600cc Triumph Thunderbird and a 125cc Sachs Madass...and I can say, the Madass is just stupid fun.

So, it’s a scooter.

All that money spent on aerodynamics and ... Lets stick a gopro on top.

Yeah, um no.

“I wish I had an air-cooled beetle replica... Ah look, a perfect donor!”