This country is not looking to recycle the 2016 election and HRC has the same authenticity and charisma problem that she did then.  No thank you,

It may have been consensual, but it absolutely is an abuse of power when someone in a higher position—like president—has an affair with someone in a lower position—like an intern. And even if both parties wanted the affair, he should have had the gumption to say to her that it’s not appropriate for them to have an…

Good for her. I dig him being dick-shamed because it causes him personal pain, but still wouldn’t do it because it causes pain to innocent guys. Just like I don’t attack the looks of Republican women and am disappointed when other do -- these are horrible, horrible people and there is plenty of fodder there where you…

This is the failure of humans and especially Christians: using your faith to justify what your id and ego *want* you to do. We all want to maintain a self-image of being a good person, so when you give in to your baser instincts, you warp Christian teachings to match your self-image.

I just do not understand how Christians can read the same book I do and then take exactly the wrong lesson from it (spoiler: I do).

Among the many, many reasons we need to take the House in November—the Senate would be great, too, but the House is essential—is one that most people are not aware of: it will provide access to Trump’s tax returns.

A Rand acolyte continuing to nurse at the govt. teat. Checks out.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Well... ok, but you have to lose the guns and learn to say sorry with sincerity. There are many other items on the list but let’s start with those.

Weren’t trade wars a great thing and easy to win last week?

I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy who ran away from an elderly man who fell over and bled on some “beautiful marble.”

Prove it at the mid-terms. Please.

Wow, there’s even less Code45*-able material in today’s Barf Bag than there is damning revelation in the Nunes memo - and that, my friends, is saying a lot. There is something else very special in his Tweets today, however, that we’ll take a peek at first.

Haha. Dude, White Bear fucked me up. I remember watching it and then just sitting there in silence after it was done, not moving. I’ve been rewatching some older episodes lately, but I don’t know if I can watch that one again, even though it is one of my favorites.

It is absolutely unconscionable to me that republican voters keep voting republican, when the people you are electing will never EVER stop showing you how pathetic they think you are.

It’s hilarious that she’s led such a sheltered and pampered life that she can’t even conjure up a believable lie about an afternoon of preteen quasi-defiance.

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

As an English speaker who immigrated to a non-English speaking country with like five words of the language - these English-only people are all cruel bastards who should be made to experience how tough and lonely it can be, how much work (and often money) it takes to learn another language.

I’m a Brazilian. Few countries in the Western hemisphere are in a more politically troubled situation as us right now (Venezuela being the only one to come from the top of my mind)...

You seriously underestimate his ability to rationalize this sort of shit.