The only America that counts. The one they focus on every election and with every issue, but yet claim they’re overlooked and unheard.

People think that probability means “if it’s over 51% it’s guaranteed to happen.”

this is bargaining.

Dear Sir,

Yup. Narci relationships rarely work out, but Kimye continue to surprise me on that front.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Well... people can care about more than one thing at a time. It doesn’t take that much time to make a hashtag and tweet something. Just because there are worse things in the world doesn’t mean we can’t stop for a moment to say this person is horrible or whatever.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

Understandable. To be honest, McCartney does seem to have an invisible touch. I mean, take a look at him now, and it’s clear how we could be living in a land of confusion where Philly, Philly could lose his number.

I think there’s a word for those people. I’m pretty sure it starts with a T.

Sigh.... Clearly civics was never taught in school wherever you grew up....

Look, Senators can vote, and they can push legislation, and they can try to convince their fellow Senators to vote along with them (through various means). The latter, however, is done in backroom deals, and rarely in public. For all we know,…

Yeah, i think I’m right there with you. I have no patience any longer with anyone who can’t “be serious” about this election and I only put that in quotes because a part of me feels sheepish for having an attitude about other people’s ideas, because when I was young I was part of a radical, lefty, group of smelly…

And this does. Black people’s names are often a site of debate and controversy and there are lots of comedy sketches that make fun of Black people’s names and tons of urban legends that use “hospital misspellings” as a way to poke fun at Black people’s perceived lack of intelligence. This comment smacks of that, which…

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

#allmenincludingbrothers

finally someone will defend my right to wear underwear that is just one very long pasta noodle wrapped about my mids (midsection)

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Threw Hard Shade.

It 100% is. The power dynamic of the joke is not man-woman but ugly person-pretty person, fat person-skinny person. People here are all about intersectionality until they’re not.

Is their argument that this child could just as easily have been trapped in the car with two parents in anecephalic shock because they couldn’t get epi pens? Like, I see this picture and think “oh god we need MORE drug treatment options in this country” because this is literally a picture of the horrors and harms of…