I read that second one as “menacingly pregnant". That one works for me.

POOR TAY TO

I much prefer the Kardashians. They’re just enjoying what the free market’s giving them.

He’s a serial cheater which he discusses in his songs.

In Marvins room a drunk Drake calls up his ex Erica Lee. He put her voice in the record without the permission and she sued him for it. He proceeds to tell her about all the women he’s fucking, the women he “sponsors”, and all the drinking while trying to tell her…

I’m with you on Drake’s problematic nature, but let’s not pretend J. Cole doesn’t follow in the footsteps of Tupac and co. No Role Modelz is pretty much dedicated to perpetuating the binary system of black women being either strong-willed and loyal mothers (queens) or ignorant gold-digging FWBs/girlfriends (hoes).…

I sincerely appreciate what Amber Rose is doing for women, which I personally think is a lot. This paragraph is absolute truth:

“Learned some valuable lessons”

We’ll get there. Take the long-term view-

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This. I cannot imagine maintaining a friendship with someone like Kurt Metzger. There are no redeeming qualities that he could possibly have that make up for him being such a terrible person. While I don’t think people should be held accountable for the actions of their friends, I do think who you choose to be and…

I love that people are able to look at theUS and then make posts like this with a straight face. People clutching their pearls over this were never going to go to Rio in the first place.

That was nice of Chachi to retweet something by semi famous firecrotch hater Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis.

Have you considered bottoming out?

I love how thin people can just wear anything.

This... ‘stuff’? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is…

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

The sheer deadpan-ness and anti-humor here actually did make me laugh out loud. I’ve never heard of this comic before.

She’s not wrong, but one of the reasons Americans don’t trust the government on vaccines is because they constantly hear that Big Pharma controls US vaccine policy, which is a blatant lie that Dr. Jill Stein is repeating. She is dog-whistling anti-vaxxers and for her to claim otherwise is laughable.

From the looks of that photo she is pumped about stealing a bunch of dalmatians, tho.