“Here come the Elon Musk superfans to pedantically correct your minor factual errors and attempt to use them to invalidate the entirety of the article.”

Let the record state that it was my brother who got the Astro stuck in my parents’ front yard.

Finally a structure befitting this 15-year-old circus!

Looks more like they had NO idea how the car wash operated. They completely ignored the bright, illuminated, flashing “STOP” sign right by their door. It’s like they thought they had to drive through it slowly as the brush did its thing.

They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably,…

David, I just wanna say.... Nevermind. Carry on.

Hi. Former automotive safety guy here.

I’m shocked a 3 year old 200 is $14k. I wouldn’t have paid that much for a new one.

People who survived tend to have survived.

Who needs reliability when you have a 6.0L V8 ?

This is the most compelling argument for why parents shouldn’t buy the most amount of safety features they can that are currently available.

This cat was probably trying to show up Toonces

Bwahahahaha, hahahaha, hahaha. Oh, heh. Garbage.

How to save FCA

Hey.... Some people like exhausts more than they like intakes or headlights.... don’t judge other people’s Jalopkinknik.

You Should Know About The Biggest (Best?) Saab Ever, It Had Six Wheels

The author didn’t decided where it was filed.

In my defense, I was negative 18 years old when that came out. And also I don’t think you can say it “inspired” the modern trend in any way.

You are one of today’s Lucky 10000!

Wait, are you telling me that a big SUV doesn’t automatically mean safe? Well now what am I supposed to do with my 96-month financing period I put on my Ford Escape to keep my family safe?