Brett has the absolute best self-defacating humor. I suspect this is what you are referring to but for anyone who hasn’t watched, it is well worth it.

Yeah, bitches. You KNOW I won this shit.

Getting paid over $100,000 a year to make Ryan Tannehill cry? I’m sure they are enjoying that practice squad paycheck thoroughly.

You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave after.

I can understand why some are upset about being provided with Escorts, especially when you paid for a full size and not a subcompact.

My first tattoo is Mighty Mouse, flying over my bush.
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Yes, it is the Georgia Tech mascot, modified to look like a robot. And yes, it’s shit. I don’t know why I chose this design. I don’t have a particular affinity for or attachment to robots or robotics.

I realize that with Tanaka and Severino available for at least one more start each, the Yanks will probably lock up that first wild card in a day or two. But this team is not so good that a five-game losing streak is out of the question. This is a thing that would bring me great joy.

I can’t think of many umps that have the same reputation damn near league/nationwide as being a unabashed douchebag.

*Bumgarner’s Internal Dialogue* That motherfucker, squeezing me, staring me down trying to get me to say shit and get tossed....

The best part? Bumgarner is doing nothing wrong. He’s watching the ump from the mound, waiting for him to get into position so he can begin his delivery.

I am a realist, Phillies were going to suck, Sixers were going to suck, I told everyone I knew this year that the Eagles “might” be good, but even when people told me they would be 10-6 I said, I am not too sure about that. I never pegged them as a Super Bowl contender. I don’t follow the flyers so I don’t really…

haha, last I checked we both end our season on the same day, we get a better draft pick and we don’t have to deal with the disappointment of being the most underachieving team in baseball. Sure sounds like we won compared to the laughable Montreal Nationals.

Love him or hate him, I think we can all agree that things will start looking up for Jerry when he finds the precious that they stoles from him.