When the religious leader most associated with universal compassion mocks you, it’s time to take a look at your life choices.

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

We all know that’s not as disrespectful as quietly sitting down during the national anthem. Geez.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

*facepalm*

Look at this adorable little child then look me in the eye and tell me she didn’t have it coming to her.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Exactly, when women, especially women of colour are angry and refuse to be silent, they’re often labeled as belligerent or hysterical where a man would be called passionate or forceful. Erica Garner has nothing to apologize for.

But when applied in reality, it’s only white guys that can effectively do this because an audience is more inclined to listen to them whatever they say.

Gawker Media using misleading headlines, who'da thunk it!

Your title is misleading as fuck .It was ABC’s townhall, not Obama’s.

Let’s be honest. Most Americans can’t even speak English correctly and still criticize foreigners.