joeytallywacker
Joey Tallywacker
joeytallywacker

No. Just no.

This is an awful premise, and it couldn’t possibly be more wrong.

I want my basketball teams to end their wins the same way I’ll end my life - dribbling until the clock runs out.

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

Matt Garza has a gift for getting just about anyone going when they’re holding a bat.

He just read the Gawker Media union contract.

Sounds like a nice camp. Much nicer than Donald Trump’s soccer camp for underserved Hispanic neighborhoods, “European Football With Barriers” where the bus never comes back.

If there is one thing troubling Jordan right now, it is not being heckled while pissing, but Syrian refugees.

I hate to be that guy but you spelled it wrong up above, it’s S-T-R-I-C-K-L-A-N-D, Rod.

DePaul has a rich history of breeding great point guards. Brad Stevens, Rod Strickland, Dick Triptow, the list goes on. I hope they make it to the dance this season.

The woman’s name was Karen, not Rick. In fact, “Rick” is rarely a woman’s name.

It was an ITALIAN restaurant—embroiled meats weren’t on the menu.

27 errors, 187 strikeouts, and a .674 OPS turned him into the biggest leper on this year’s free agent market.

Richard Pitino is one to talk! He did sex on a restaurant floor with a woman who wore big hats. The only difference is, he was mature enough not to put it on a Vine for the world to see. GO BADGERS!

PSI were a classic rap group from the mid-80s from Baltimore who never quite made it; they were the first to sample Queen/Bowie’s “Under Pressure”

You can really tell ‘Melo’s game has evolved as now he’s passing everything - even blame.

Obviously he’d noticed a series of microfractures within the Knicks organization.

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

"Yup, that looks about right."