At least the Philly police allowed him to sit in one of the front seats. 

Fucking hell, that response made my brain hurt.

That was stress drinking.

I’m just happy the over hit early enough so Al Michaels could sip Mai Tai’s and enjoy one hell of a fourth quarter.

It’s kind of hard to call the event mindless, without showing evidence that former NFL players were in attendance.

A four game suspension for the coach seems a bit harsh. I hope he doesn’t freeze to death on the team bus during those 25 minutes.

He should be happy that Fuller was promoted from a Redskin to a Chief.

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/sports/big-unit-physical-pushes-cameraman-hospital-article-1.592025

The cameraman that was assigned to Randy Johnson’s house for his HOF call also deserves to have a plaque in Cooperstown.

My Next Chapter II, Joining the National Basketball Referees Association - by Kevin Durant.

Racism. When Greg Olsen threatens to jizz in a woman’s eye, he gets nominated for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award.

It’s amazing that these kids have enough energy after repeatedly attempting 27 yard field goals for an hour in P.E.

+1

I’m sure LiAngelo and LaMelo will enjoy the Devil Museum considering they’ll have an entire exhibit dedicated to the two boys’ father.

When asked for his opinion on the situation, Russell Wilson glanced around nervously and pissed his pants before discussing the Seahawks positive locker room culture.

+1

I give it about 6 months before he gets moved to another facility.

More like trapped in the Sin City Bin, amirite?

He was the first name I entered.