This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Maybe Australians can fix the Great Barrier Reef next...

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Porzingis to LAL for me getting out of the greys.

Coincidentally, 73.7 was also the Yankees’ average fielding percentage when Chuck Knoblauch was on the roster.

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Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

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Before the game, Kaepernick, Reid, and Boyer spent 90 minutes talking about avenues of protest.

It really pains me to see Sager looking like that. Can we get that man some outrageous clothes?

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Looks like they got the Vikings’ offense down perfectly!

All of my comments have vanished, which is odd considering I never said anything bad about Peter Thiel.

.@Adequate Delete your account

We make the playoffs, normally avoid Wild Card weekend, then get demolished by the same team(s) every year (rhymes with Schmew Schmengland and Schmittsburgh) because you know, they get themselves ready to win a Super Bowl.

Nice.

Any word on when Rio Police will issue a statement on Allyson Felix being robbed of a gold medal on Monday night?

He could always just tattoo the Gold Medal around his neck.

THE BEST KINJA!

Since it’s the last day of senior week, I’ll ask an actual question for the first time ever: