I get it, Sting is a pretty shitty choice. But you have to admit that “King of Pain” set to Derrick Rose highlights will make for an entertaining halftime performance.

This is why I removed the comment, because it was stupid and unfunny.

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Oh, what the hell is this?

I’ve seen jokes about Beasley smoking weed or being a draft bust or being a lazy, immature and all-around bad teammate. But goddamn would he make one hell of a cardiologist.

+1

This is criminally underappreciated.

This is a good comment.

I was going to joke about how this is just Omer Asik in costume, but King Cake Baby is much faster than he is.

What’s the big deal? This was only like 3% more depressing than any of the other Cub games that Scott watched.

Body Roll Tide

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Afflalo has been really good on post ups for the season, although he’s been in a bit of a slump.

Listen, when you get the chance to learn the nuances of the game from James Worthy you damn well better give up your seat.

I wonder how the Knicks will fuck this up.

This is Scott’s fault for making his password 12456789.

You wrote it better than I could.

Depends if Samer used Sam Amick as a source.

Probably because the joke has nothing to do with violence.

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.