The solution, as always, is more X-Games.

Ha!

Goddammit.

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Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.

This sucks. I really thought I’d be able to improve after finishing tied for 40,719th in that NBA All-Star contest on FanDuel.

If Seth is telling the truth that he was thrown at least 20 feet then we can rule out Peyton Manning as a suspect.

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

The coaches shouldn’t be penalized. They told both their teams to beat the other on the scoreboard, not physically. Unfortunately, patience runs thin when the game is in quadruple overtime and the teams are deadlocked at six apiece.

Meanwhile Larry Bird is still reading “Windows for Dummies” trying to get his computer out of MS-DOS mode.

So was Cleanthony Early.

Article was posted to Screengrabber and shared to Deadspin. I’m in the pendings on this, Screamer, Concourse and all the other stuff I don’t look at.

This whole thing is garbage, the whole fucking sport. Never should have come to this. I’m sitting here trying to watch a normal game and all this weird stuff starts happening and next thing I know the TV is on mute as I’m explaining to people why I just pissed my damn pants.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Well there’s an officer who’s never stepping out of his patrol car again.

Based on this Instagram post it appears that Pacman is a stand-up guy.

Why can’t I retweet this?

If Houston wanted a catchier mascot they should have named him VD.

He was just there so he would get fined.

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