joeyt045--disqus
joeyt045
joeyt045--disqus

That's what they told me about meth. It was a lie.

As an addict (just over three years sober), I have to say I wish more people shared your compassion.

The first thing I said to my gf was he is a 35 year old in his mid twenties.

Oh, behave!

You try and outrun soccer moms.

Used to own a jewelry and watch store. They are expensive for them, even the off brands, unless you buy a shit ton. Of course, the customer has a higher end watch you use the good batteries.

Ohhhhh, a gym!

This is the best news I have seen all day, because it is tomorrow now!

I am currently wearing a pair of pj pants that have Homer on them and it says I AM SO SMRT! on them as well.

*Spike Lee wants to have some fun, has a feeling hes not the only one*

I wonder if the shoe said yes.

"You wanna see it make a star?"

They should just bring back Futurama. It is the only thing I watch on Netflix half the time anyway.

Well, if you think about where Magic Man was from, it seems like he was the anomaly. Weren't all the other people on Mars capable of magic as well? And they seemed pretty down to uh, Mars.

I mozzarella you, that was terrible.

I only drink vitamin R fortified malk. It is gently yanked from a rat.

If you used a check on his neck, he'd get a paper cut. Stick with sharpening the credit card.

We're out of rolls.

I like how you wrote "Rob Schneider voice" instead of "Rob Schneider's voice"