Those seems like attempts to get an easy girl's phone number. I'm just upset I didn't think of it first.

@Karlifornia: Fun fact: I am sitting in a library in Alabama (really) and I lol'ed at this.

That wasn't even the dumbest play in that game. Nate McClouth managed to lose a ball in his glove.

Get him to comment on how he would have handled the major sports fiascos of the past year (in character I presume). ie: Lebron, Farve, that reporter chick, etc.

@Chuck Knoblockhead: lolz

He probably comments on Fanhouse.

This article has worse writing* than "Outsourced".**

Where were you when Twitter stopped turning?

This is a Gamechanger.

This is great news if it leads to arresting everyone wearing a Yankees cap.

Does he need writers for the upcoming season of his cartoon?

Just imagine how much piss would be shit if the Drunken Hookup Failures had existed at that time.

I didn't know there would be parties. Sign me up!

Does Kige get the joke?

@Lionel Osbourne: Your answer to them all: The same shit they were doing 5 years ago.

Somebody got served!

I assume Leitch was the babyface in the Leitch/Whitlock fued.

This really feels like something Gawker should cover.

So...La Russa didn't see Will's appearance on HBO thus he doesn't know Glenn Beck's a shithead?

I was 12 years old in 1994 when Jordan rolled through Birmingham. It was unbelievably exciting. I remember playing basketball in our driveways much more frequently, hoping MJ would stop by looking for a game. I want to many games, got his autograph on a basketball card once. He said to me "Take the card out of the…