@AiredOutMcNair: #iwasthere and I got his autograph.

Domestic violence is no joke, yet Jay Mariotti cleary is. I'm in quite a quandary here.

They paid the umpires a million dollars! Now we know how they got all the calls.

This saga suddenly got interesting.

@GenderFenderBender: Arnold approves.

I'm pro robot umpires as long as they are sexy robots.

If she won't even sleep with all time great Brett Favre, I'm not liking my chances. :(

Most shocking of all, it seems someone found something to do in Birmingham, AL. #dash

I can't believe he didn't cast an Asian actor!!!

newb

This movie will probably be enjoyable until my mom starts liking it too.

@ClintonPortishead: You're quite welcome!

You're right, besides that thing everyone is calling him a cocksucker for, he's not a cocksucker.

So, why did you pick to have an internet fued with Alabama?

"I'm a guy who doesn't watch the All-Star game. Here's what they should do at the All-Star game."

You can shift the 's over one word and the headline still works.

I had Sen. Byrd in my death pool, so I get 8 points for a 92 year old. The only other death we've had is Earnie Harwell, who was also 92.

I don't mean to sound callous, but I think they should have let her die.

@Steve U: He hit it off his lil Duomo.

@DAULERIO: Why'd they cancel your show on Comedy Central?