For your bell pepper garden.

It looks like you just improved your lighting, which would take way less steps.

Mountain Dew? More like Mountain Don't!

Your writings for the NYT seemed to exist solely to defend whatever player or players were currently screwing up. Are there any instances where were against an union decision?

Are there any Deadspin posts you regret or are you one of those bullshit No Regrets people?

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I was trying to determine how many of the guys behind her went "I'm a starred commentor"

Damn, no Alabama date. You're missing a chance to impress the inlaws.

This really should be an AQ.

I always go for Spinal Tap songs/albums: Sex Farm, Bitch School, Intravenus De Milo, Shark Sandwich, etc.

Hey Sarah, first time/long time. Did you actually write your book or is it one of those lame ass ghost written "as told to" celebrity bios?

...The Aristocrats!

Didn't they look at hiring commentors or something like that? I was told my dick jokes would be kept on file.

I prefer early Squeeze.

retired former football player Does that mean he's making a comeback?

@comment_ninja: Normally I agree with you, but not on this post. I think the purpose was for us to ogle at Tiger's college girl. And they have, right?

She went to Alabama. No surprise, Bama girls are all whores.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DOG FIGHTS.

You know what else is cool? Vowels.

I am required to comment on any Tom Petty related post. So I'll say the only things I know about Resada, CA are that it's mentioned in this song and Daniel Larussa lived there.

I heard he was actually being chewed out by the Arizona St baseball coach.