Whoops, I forgot the date, nevermind.

They will only respond to hair related questions.

Your friend has terrible jokes.

I hope they retire that jersey because it's HIDEOUS!!!

....Derrick Rosebud

The Ass of Ball was my least favorite Debutante ball to attend growing up in South Carolina.

He's from Alabama, so I believe he's already familiar with humidity.

Did that mean he blocked your Twitter account, AJ? lolz

@cromartie: I also have no problem conjuring up memories of the Expos. But, I am a sorcerer.

I read that as perceive doral sex and got excited for some cigarette pron.

It was a harsh email, but there's no need to kill yourself over it NYU douchebag.

There hasn't been a diamond head tragedy this bad since James Cook.

@UkraineNotWeak: Does this mean the Oak beat the Maples?

Smile, you're on the internet.

US Air isn't that bad.

Here's the thing Tiger, we don't believe you anymore.

Dingers! Dingers!

It must be fun to be at work and be able to watch TV all day.

I assume, since this was on Reddit, Chris Berman's popularity was used to prove there is no God.

He showed up for a whole pot pie.