This does not change the fact that she has big boobs.

I hope no one discovers that I attend sporting events and am super hot , because my web papertrail is huge. As is my penis.

My 7 dead grandmothers can sympathize with Michelle.

Most 13 years old in Delaware have already made plans to leave...Delaware.

"It came down to who offered me the most money, and that's how I made my decision."

Annoying white girl was annoying.

I always thought of Bart as the class clown. Not really cool and popular, but not really hated and nerdy.

I remember David Lee Roth's 'California Girls' video was the first where I was wondering what weird stuff was happening IN MY PANTS.

Someone reply to this. What's up with that?

hmmm, what's going on down here?

Bengals will be Bengals.

What about "real life" tough guys Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle and Van Hammer?

Do you know how many babies you could not abort for 3 million dollars? a lot!

Yes I would?

He's talking about his penis!!

I just started grad school, 5 years after I graduated undergrad. Big, big change in inspecting the girls on the first day: wedding rings. the horror, the horror.

He was not tazzed as reports have it

"He stole it from my brot—-my fraternity pledgemates!"

Fur-ry?

They need to prank him with a tire iron so he forgets.