And I can tell you where they all got their shoes.

Underwhere?

What are two things that will make you vomit?

I am surprised Giuliani isn't posted at 9/11 odds.

What book are you selling?

@FTGDWolverineEdition'10: 1 Jalop Dollar = 5000 Stanley nickels

Dr Drew masturbates furiously to the idea of Tiger Woods on Celebrity Sex Rehab.

@DAULERIO: Oh. bummer on the bonuses, I thought I read something about a new unique view bonus for Gawker Media. And yes, I do like big butts, I can not lie.

Really gunning for that pageview bonus today, AJ?

This hiring satisfies the Andy Rooney rule.

Imagine all the hate there is in Red China, then take a look around in Bristol, Connecticut.

I find it hard to believe Greenberg does not have a Google News Alert set for his name.

Clearly, there needs to be some kind of reformation of the Mike and Mike show.

@FavreFAIL: So what you're saying is, they shouldn't be macho, macho men?

Whose beyton right now?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Not cool, bro.

My Nose

Here's the thing you don't realize yet kid: you're going to lose.

Oh, now he tries to book big guests.