@Richard Starkey: You know who said that? James Bruner !

@twoeightnine: That says it all. Bravo.

Bad news, BigVolDaddy: the day you fucking die will probably be tomorrow.

I am a little surprised that some people from Alabama were offended. I am even more surprised that some people from Alabama can read.

I'm pretty sure some dancers just got lost on the way to the Flaming Lips stage.

My favorite part: "You want to take a break, crybaby?"

I wonder if LaRussa will still keep him as hitting coach now that we know he did steroids.

FailBlog Sports.

I was thinking they should do this somewhere nicer, like Alabama's campus. But then I remembered that most Alabama fans have never actually been on Alabama's campus.

I am excited that, for the first time in history, I can say that I went to the same school as the host of Saturday Night Live.

I hope he can adjust to the big city life in Lubbock.

@Hatey McLife: I shouldn't still be laughing at Owen Hart jokes, but I am. thx

10.1%

It's about time Alabama was #1 in something besides Adult Illiteracy .

@rulesboy: Well, maybe, it will just be regular miserable.

As an Auburn fan, work is going to be to especially miserable tomorrow.

He's got those crazy Rican eyes going on.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: I dunno, I didn't like the new Conan show. It sucked.

It will work as long as Selig doesn't add Metamucil to the banned substances list.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: It doesn't matter if it sucks, it only matters if it rocks. really.