Hey kids, don't use heroin.

@A Telephone Pole: Watched it for the first time this weekend, that pissed me off too.

Great, another issue to divide Falcons fans over. I think this one may lie along racial lines too :(

@MarkKelsosMigraine: If you're interested, here's his backside.

As the resident Birmingham expert, please let me say Finebaum is scum and good at what he does & Spann is a great guy and good at what he does.

I suppose this is where we get infidelity from.

He's reportedly trying to geaux broke.

It could be worse, he could be dead by shotgun.

#2: It's funny because she's fat.

@UkraineNotWeak: First round pick!

Did we ever determine the identity of the Comment Ninjas?

He has no idea what kind of shit is about to go down.

Got damnit, you said you were out of hearts earlier!

He can always go back to wherever he came from.

Yea, I got banned from Gawker, but you didn't see me whining about. You did see me going over there and approving/promoting dumb comments.

@UpstateUnderdog: +1

I would call it a midlife crisis, but he's probably well past midlife.

Great, even more coverage of Northwestern from a sportswriter.

I thought we had this economy turned around.

Lemme try...