He's hiding his face because he just peed his pants.

Meh, this award took a real hit to its credibility when I won last year.

Bullsshit.

I got 5 million dollars....and twins?!?!

Clowning.

I imagine that the Stern Fan Network will soon blow this voting up.

I wonder where he got his hair did.

I got here by searching for terms that people search for get to Deadspin.

I bought a friend the new Peter King book and got him to inscribe it to him with "Greg, play like a kid out there - PK".

At least someone got a job...in this economy!

Mr. Lietch types like my mother.

You go to Cincinnati, get over it.

White people name their kids like this!....

I hope she shows up in the comments soon. You know, because she's a whore.

Look out Curtis, you are about to be Cleted.

A very pathetic part of me smiled when I read this.

The Fewer, The Proud, The Brave.

I can't believe the people of Utah would fall for some completely made up story.

Love the random Peter Bogdanovich hate. It's the cat's meow.

Holy cow, there commentors are dumb.