Howard thinks he invented the SHOTY.

I look forward to Tim visiting a local church in 5 years to speak on how much adversity he had to overcome or some such bullshit.

Barry, I think the only news that has ever been reported negatively about Pujols came from the site you work for.

This is dumb.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Yea, but it rocks.

I heard it actually went a little something like this:

You know who loves this? My racist uncle.

@ArkansasFred: Oh, I want to play too. Here's my favorite.

Did people smuggle beer in just to pour it on Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. and Mrs. Hall?

Big Hate.

No mention of Redman getting their first win since The Battle of Little BigHorn?

Went to Auburn with Damon Duval, Montreal's kicker. He was a big fan of drugs and alcohol. And look at him now...he plays in Montreal.

Blasian Friday

Celebrities, They're Just Like Us!

You sure it wasn't a Hotmale account?

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Yours is better. + 1

"Former Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic is arrested in Tiger Woods".

I blame Tyrone Willingham.

Speaking of, how the hell is that sex tape not on the internet yet?

Token.