If only he had known he could get the same meal for much cheaper at the Captain D's next door. #whimsy

I'm a sports fan! Please tell me more! #sportsfancoalition

The frat brother with his letters tatooed on his ankle looks like a pus now. Doesn't mean he won't date rape her later. #kansasjayhawks

I watched Anvil: The Story of Anvil with my roommate, who has never seen Spinal Tap. It had to be 100 times less enjoyable for someone who hasn't seen Tap. It's pretty much the same movie. #jamboroo

@peterking - Dick jokes or fart jokes? #peterking

Do you think a sterioids linked baseball player like Mark McGwire or Barry Bonds would ever be invited to host a MLB studio show? #peterking

Looks like the NBA called FOUL on this publication!!! But seriously folks, it sounds like bitter bullshit.

I hope it's fat Peter King. #peterking

QUITE FRANKLY, WE HAD TWO NO-HITTERS THIS YEAR. #watercoolerfodder

@Bobby Big Wheel: "I'm a Voltaggio. I'm very important. I speak in monotone. I never have fun. I make food." #openmailbagtuesday

ohhhhhh, do this mean I can mock him on Twitter because I have more money than him? #antoinewalker

Even worse than being fat and ugly, she's a Yankees fan. #stevephillips

RT: @toonicon my college head coach played for the coach in Ben-Hur. #larryjohnson

He didn't choose to stay in school, he choose to stay at Oklahoma. #sambradford

The "like a kid out there" jokes are just as tired as the "like a kid out there" analysis from King, etc. #brettfavre

"Sexting" in a legal document cracks me up. #seansalisbury

Someone's got a big mouth. #mediameltdowns

These shoes suck. #shoes

I was hoping for some Buzz like book excerpt commenting thing from Simmons. But I suppose after yesterday, that won't happen. #espn

...but the other part of me has lots and lots of money. and likes it." #espn