I just thought about how he's named Magic Johnson and has lived a healthy life with HIV for 18 years. #isiahthomas

If you remove the 150 miles, I could run that marathon. #running

Well Mangini was once on The Sopranos, which starred Little Stevie, who plays in the E Street Band... so I am surprised that RS didn't give him 5 stars. #ericmangini

That shirt would be easy to unbutton in the dark. #katielacey

1 Million Dead Professional Wrestlers can't be wrong. #markcuban

Will there be a press conference? #stevephillips

I hope the Dodgers win tomorrow! #worldfuckingchampions

In what kind of horrible world is Two and A Half Men on for 2 hour blocks?

@Drew Magary: +3 #jimnantz

If I had started a company in 7th grade, it would have been called No Limit Incorporated. #michaelphelps

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He just wanted to use the elevators like normal on Saturdays. jeez. #ronantynan

Hey team, keep winning and there might be ONE THOUSAND dollars in it for your school system. #highschoolfootball

I hope Great Moments in Ownage includes the entire Commando film. Sully last, of course. #jamboroo

I also don't play in the NFL and have never raped anyone. Where's mah money? #pennstatenittanylions

From my testing over on Gawker, it appears banned commentors can't comment at all under the new regime. So be careful!!1 #comments

@I Party With Smoot: THIS IS ALL VERY WEB 2.0!! #comments

I saw Ron Shelton here in Birmingham filming his piece on MJ's baseball career. But Shelton kept filming the left field area, I didn't have the balls to go tell him he was doing it wrong. But I look forward to that one.

And Marc Fein wonders what he did wrong.

Because he's wood-en!!