You're Handsome Dan!!?

I'm beginning to think that the stories that involve an 1130 kickoff, no drinking, and an efficient win might be the true failgate stories.

The pic above came from a game where Tebow got beat. I think that makes Auburn Jewish.

Squatting for that photo is the most effort Abreu has made on a field in 5 seasons.

@Craig Yeast Infection: Thanks for explaining my joke.

What are the odds that a late night talk show host has the HIV?

The Braves just lost Jon Sciambi to ESPN, which means we will probably get Chip close to full time. Which means I will be watching most of next season on mute.

This is like if a black guy killed Malcolm X.

@UkraineNotWeak: I bet that fuck Brian Regan gets his own show.

Der quartalzuruck ist schiesse.

You should mention that a lot of the Oakland A's late 1980s-1990s success was due in part to steroids. Buckets and buckets of steroids. oh and a dash of analysis from a bitter old man.

He's like the Lou Holtz of baseball.

Matt Christopher called, he wants his books' title and cover back.

Those are pretty sweet seats for a dork.

I think of myself as an Erin Andrews man.

Any complaints will likely fall on deaf ears.

@phoenix6666: In my Failgate story, I was hungover, not drunk. So there you go.

Bowdone!

Yea, Eric Karros and all those RoYs were pretty boring, but Piazza was a superstar for a while.

Gawker got confused when they had to buy two tickets for one person.