Drew, what ESPN analyst would you like to see in Schlereth's featured role?

Impearlial Wizard

@Gourmet Spud: lol +G20

@HugsFromHarold: Queen of the SuperMarket FTW

What player do you think was the key to their success?

Just give him a star.

World class athletes!

OMG. ONE TIME MY FRIEND GOT DRUNK.

I'm getting the feeling that Herschel Walker likes keeping his names in the news.

Wait til he throws a chopblock and you will get the same amount of "dirty" jokes. But in the comment sections.

The mountains aren't even blue yet, so her loss.

SEC's most hilarious hairstyle: Monte Kiffin's combover, Tony Barnhart's dye job, or Les Miles' hat?

She also booed Santa, but that's because he brought her a Kevin poster instead of Nick.

It can only be attributable to human error.

The most scrapey player has to be Ugeth Urbina.

sphinctersaysjohnclaytonjokes

I suspect by 2012 South Africa will try to sneak a horse into the 400m.

"Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009" That's why they traded for Seymour, right?

@I Party With Smoot: Ghey Allen!!

@Rhymenocerous: don't forget that you're annoying.