You know what I find disrespectful? When players get a piggy back ride from a guy whose home run they just robbed. That's tarnishing the game.

He'll be running on the "Hey, remember that time I helped win a World Series with Boston?" platform.

Sure blame it on the Tequila...

/shits pants

chuckle Midget joke!

@spinch: As you wish!!

I'm not worried about this becoming a trend, because no school is ever going to say "Hey, let's act like Boise State!"

Erin, the straw is not a camera. No need to put a cap on it.

Please tell me the quarterback with daddy issues and a questionable southern accent coached the 2nd half.

Did Deadspin buy those pictures?

@SmellTheGlove: Only if you're white.

I'm pretty sure I got a flyer in college that told me it was impossible to be addicted to weed. So I don't know what rehab will do for him.

Duck, Goose, Duck

@ScientificMapp: well I can't top that. +1

I doubt he laid a hand on her, but he probably did lay his ovesized dick in her.

Clay, how many on the Tennessee team are virgins?

"You know what I hate, Kevin?"

It's easier to get fired for using Twitter, Looks over shoulder than get hired.

Their fans are now wearing reusable grocery bags on their heads.

Big Ben was accused of raping a girl!?!? Why didn't I hear about this earlier?