322 Balls? That's more than Chien-Ming Wang!

@Gravy:Ha, that made me laugh.

Dash, your fued with Birmingham is getting more tired than Sting vs the NWO.

HAHA! YOU DON'T HAVE A HEALTHY PLICA!

So you're saying a Bennett was hired and then quickly quit? I have never seen that happen before. Will they hire someone from a porn site to replace him too?

Green shirt guy "don't look at him, don't look at him, don't look!"

I think he is just promoting players from his generation. He also endorsed Jamie Moyer's candidacy.

@This is my Star: Someone filmed her naked in a hotel room and a bunch of dudes masterbated to it.

See, Tebow has been fucked!

I'm headed down to the Wynfrey to pick up whatever girls Tebow is turning down. I'm wearing jean shorts to confuse them.

Did he find the Chevy "Hard to Handle?"

Do I still not know John Berryman is? YES

Guy in white jersey is about to get a BJ from the young Latino.

@shea_guevara: old shit>old cover>BtR>new shit>Dancing

I'm pretty sure I've been watching ESPNHattiesburg for the past 3 years.

@Gourmet Spud: I thought it was her age.

Here's my mental tip for winning a major: Make sure you have a 4 hole playoff against a very, very old man.

BS, Johnson was using this while Beckham was still playing here in Birmingham. BTW, Beckham also bequeathed the use of the song to another Sox prospect, Tyler Flowers, when Beckham got called up.

The HoF voters(writers) seem to care. The fans will only care if he comes back and doesn't hit.

The Say Hey Hey Kid