Your relationship between the charts assumes that the players are the only employees of MLB.

You know what's even older than Robin Williams?

With that hairstyle she is most likely running to a Winger concert.

I just got back from a minor league All Star game. Which seems like an oxymoron. It appears I missed only one round of this HR derby........zzzzzzzzzz

Now that's he dead, is ok to make fun of the pussy ass way he died?

DO ME A FAVOR! KICK MY ASS!

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Definitely one of those trades where we both unloaded dead weight. But Francouer costs 1 mil more.

METS - HAHA! Your problem now!

It's because they both likes walks right?

I'm no marketing major, but it seems that it wouldn't be a big deal at all if this video was out. Is that harmful to Lebron James the brand got dunked on in some pickup game? I bet they are saving it for some ad.

But what color did he dye the hospital?

Looks forward to my snobby friends saying "I prefer ESPNUK to the American version."

State Farm would not cover this injury.

I was going to buy Drew an "Eastbound and Down" DVD set, but it appears he's already FUCKING viewed it.

Good job on using Google News search Tommy.

My favorite part about the Tiptoes trailer was spotting all favorite midget actors. "There's Peter Dinklage! There's Twin Peaks midget! There's Bridget the Midget? There's that blond midget from Seinfeld!"

If they are half as good as Oregon's TV ads, it will be the best show ever.

But is that the real McCoy?

It's probably because baseball is such a rough, physical game.

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