With a name like Caleb Campbell he belonged at the ski lodge.

Here's hoping he does not mess with the Zohan.

The Royals, and Rany should know this, seem thin skinned.

@MeAndChipperJones: An unnamed source tells me that another dealership estimated the damage at $15 million dollars. - John Heyman

I am shocked that John Heyman didn't report this.

He should have gone to the other Birmingham, in the gayest place in America: ALABAMA!

"That will be an extra 2 mil, please" - Family of the roadkill

Howard Johnson would make a great porn name. (Straight)

I heard there was a lot of buzz surrounding this game.

Julie Henderson sounds more like a SGA president than a grapefruit inheriting Russell Simmons dating model.

Jeff, you have had too many chances already. You breaking your hand is the best thing that has happened to the team this year.

Thanks for making an obvious point. No fucking shit that's why we don't like him. Thanks Captain.

The fact that these guys have only 3 days training is the reason my Mute button is worn out.

But he still lives in Detroit.

Maybe they thought they only do that when they win.

Looks like someone brought a gun to a bottle fight.

@Artie Fufkin: So if I can figure Bennett sucks, why can't Bobby Cox?

OH GOD. JEFF BENNETT!!

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Woah, what a bad call, but I will take it. We deserve it.

It's Kris Medlen. My fart could of just jinxed him. Don't get your hopes up.