A-Rod was only there because they told him they were unvieling his monument that day.

@The Governor: Oh, thanks for that. Can you make it bigger so all my bosses can see?

Even my grandma could figure out Sosa was on steroids. And she is 65!

They are replaying it right now. Bleeping all the good Artie parts. [__________.com] is now Buck's 2nd favorite site.

In my day we had a Bethpage White and a Bethpage Black. And it worked better that way.

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Artie Fufkin likes this.

P.S Artie - Buck rhymes with fuck.

If Artie had made those jokes here, he would no longer be a commentor.

@HockeyMountain: Yea, maybe everyone went out and got girlfriends!

@jodark: See, I don't know hockey, but I thought I was eying a f'ed up Spinal Tap reference.....wanted to make sure...

SI.com 's current headline says "The one goes to seven." Regarding the Stanley Cup series. Can someone explain that to me?

He still has more teeth than the average NASCAR fan!

@Athens_Grease: Went today, it pretty cool. The price is steep for something like that.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: I didn't even know he was playing in ATL.

I see Federer got to keep his star.

It appears they made that picture colored for the set.

So how exactly has Boras and Strasburg been together for so long? If a CFB player so much as looks at an agent his team is f'ed.

@Weed Against Speed: You know, if I was coming to America for the first time, I might try to hit July 4th.

Hey! Tom Glavine's available. !