In my best Artie Lange voice:

@Kid Canada: VERY FUNNY! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! A+++++!!!

Let's not forgot that Tom Glavine is a douche.

Maybe pro pitchers should play beer pong more often. Seems to build the arm strength.

Hell, they named the city after one of their HoF players.

How exactly does one headline a golf tournament?

@Chili_Guy: ohhhhhhhhhhh

I am surprised that Tuberville I am found the free time to go to Iraq.

@Fatty_B: Yes

Todd up there and I share the same last name. (in RL) This is the first time, since my brother got bit by a shark, that anyone with my last name has ever made the news.

You know how told me Howard Stern's cover of HurdyGurdy Man was better than the orginial?

Someone needs to make sure Buck knows what deadpan is. He seems to think it means "not being funny" followed by a smirk.

I'm not a big fan of the writers using a capital W in Witnessed. Unless it's Sue Grafton.

I fired up the internet poker for the first time in a long time. I am pretty damn rusty.

@The_Halcyon_Days_of_Otis_Nixon: Ross is good!

A friend of mine made a Terminator power balled - "I'll Be Back." Here's a link if you are interested. I lol'ed.

Yea, was kidding about the drunk thing.

Who needs the Stanley Cup?

I went out to San Fran this week to watch the Braves, and of course they were swept. I also ran into Willie Mays in the bathroom. He has really bad eyes, he was trying to get paper towels out of the diaper changing station.

@Kid Canada: lolz.