@Business_Socks: I've pretty much taken the past two months off.

Well Mom will have something new to stick on the fridge. See you later CPR Certification!

But what about Brett Farve's dad?

Not sure he will want to hang out with all those free agents Minaya has signed.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: wrong, thats PCB.

If you happen to read the article, the dude is cleary fucked up. Like beyond living in Alabama and owning a Blue Jays hat.

Thanks Todd, I did not know that.

@blogsarefun: Kips Wells, duh.

Checks my NL only teams.........whew.

I bet he rejects it. San Diego or Chicago?

Hey is the Birmingham cops beating the shit out of an unconscious guy made the national news yet? If not watch this video, incredible stuff.

@UkraineNotWeak: I saw it for the first time a couple months ago. Agreed, I loved it. Robert Shaw was in some bad ass movies.

I think we are about to see a brawl in the Braves.

Steve Martin is such a whore.

@Quake 'n' Shake: No, rims.

@Barry Lutz: Ah, I was thinking the same thing for Alabama. But I remembered we can't afford horses. Or alcohol.

I cannot wait for Jason Whitlock to tell us how he has gay friends.

So this is the first time she worked hard on a rod?

@RonArtestTableLeg: Wait for Gonzalez to blow it. Oh, and Whitey Ford?

Lemme guess "Rhine of the Ancient Mariner" related?