@Kid Canada: I've always considered them my 4th favorite team. So that's something.

But with U-Haul you get a cool drawing on the side. Like "America's largest chair" or something.

Charles Barkley answered a tweet of mine on a local talk radio show today. He totally missed my joke, but he did refer to me as "Joey"(my real name! zomg!) So that was cool.

Bo Jackson would have come back from Spinal Fusion.

I passed over free Coldplay tickets tonight to go see a rock show at a small bar. I think I made a poor decision.

Chandler fans?

It should be noted that this dude has some tatoo on the back of his neck. Some letters, probably "tool." Can anyone make that out?

@Stev D: I saw him at the 38 Special concert last weekend down at the dogtrack.

Good Job.

Hey babe, if you need a place to stay, let me know. You can join my lingerie league. I'll show you my majesty.

+ 11

You are all forgetting Barkley went to Auburn, so this was entirely intentional.

@Artie Fufkin: NOT REALLY!!! LOL!!!!1

I would rather have cancer than listen to smooth jazz.

Chin Beard.

Let go of my purse! I don't know you!

Obviously this rattled the Braves bullpen.

I just called Jake Fogelnest cause he put his # on his Twitter. I had some questions about Sirius. He talked over my questions with Matthew McCounahey jokes.

@Shakεy: Hey, guess who is playing you and has Werth on their fantasy team? haha!

Beltran was out. And Tatis leaned into that. Fuck the Mets.