joeysmurf
Joey Dyer
joeysmurf

You know who else used to hang around with whores? Jesus.

Most of my Republicans friends are voting for Trump, but I know one who is definitely voting for Hillary. Also, all of the houses in my neighborhood that had Romney signs four years ago, none have Trump signs.

Being a professional woman myself (lol), I was always skeptical of Ivanka’s line, even before this campaign started (disclaimer: as a lifelong NYC area resident, I have also always known about and hated Donald Trump, though I was mostly indifferent to Ivanka). Like, I get that she legit went to Wharton and actually

Fair enough that Weitzman basic pumps start around $375, Ivanka Trump more like $150 (though I seem to remember them being in the $250 price range when they first showed up at Nordstrom). I’d still consider that basically only one price category differential, especially when one takes into account Weitzman on sale and

Can’t help but lol at the title and the lack of understanding the recent gizmodo writers have if technology and users of said technology.

If it were up to the internet, the winner of the Nobel prize would be Nobly McNobleface.

I’d paint everything this color.

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

It’s ironic how in sports, “socialist” Europe actually makes teams earn their place while “capitalist” America, teams are actually REWARDED for being shitty (at least the pro teams).

Man I HATED these cars. Always.

Wow, I should have become an Astronaut.

This kind of thing is why Jalopnik and its sub-blogs are so damn good :’)

It’s the only way to prove who loves their children more. My parent’s gave me a vanilla cake covered in grocery store frosting. Clearly, they hated me.

As a CEO of a huge company, you often get out of touch with your workers- all you see are results. Here’s a good story to highlight the point:

Make it about the cars. Don’t make it about the people, or fake drama, unless that’s an honest byproduct of the cars. While I adored Top Gear, the manufactured aspect of the show did occasionally get in the way. Large parts of the show are saved by the amazing chemistry the three hosts had. One of my absolute favorite

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No stupid deadlines to meet. Enough with the hotrods already. Build something other than American resto-mods. Pretty much just give Marty and Moog a TV show. I would also gladly watch any Petrolicious program for any extended period of time, but I don’t think that qualifies as ‘reality tv'.