Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

I fucking love science!

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

What was done to her was beyond unforgivable. But it wasn’t the porn’s fault; it was solely the fault of the evil waste of life who abducted her. Blaming porn is like blaming video games for Columbine.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

Trump’s tower is so small, Sarah Palin can’t see it from her house.

In winter, it's only 33 stories.

Zap Brannigan reading Trump quotes is my new favorite thing.