Nililism ? That’s not even an ethos 

I know how he feels, my bum hip is acting up again and will miss ANOTHER round of golf this weekend.  When will our nightmares ever end.

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

Clint Dempsey had more than just one decent season at Tottenham. He had one fantastic season at Fulham, one other pretty damn good season at Fulham and several other decent seasons at Fulham where he saw time in most all games.

You should see a doctor.

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

Goddamnit you beat me to it. (Pun ... well I hadn’t intended it, but I like it.)

I don’t really have an opinion to share on this story, but I can genuinely say that the culture shift that’s taking place to define and identify abusive behavior (besides just physical abuse) has helped me reflect on the way I treat people, especially those close to me. This public conversation (along with a tough…

Not gonna lie. I've been saving this puppy for a Jalopnik Storm Area 51 post. My time has finally come. 

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.

That man is a national treasure.

It's like you wrote an article about baseball, replaced all the normal nouns with silly-sounding nouns, and multiplied all the numbers by 100

One of these days I’m going to figure out what in the blue fuck is going on out there.

I also don’t understand the difference between a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization and a for-profit (and taxed) private industry. Perhaps you could make that distinction ONE MORE TIME for those of us who are being willfully obtuse?

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Just curious, but you do realize that if someone has control of your camera, they’re in full control of the rest of your machine, right? The stuff I’m typing on the keyboard is way, way more private than anything I’m doing in front of its’ camera.

Just as after the series finale of “Game of Thrones,” I am certain that every post-World Cup angle will be exploited for maximum content and clicks.

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

Yellow cards were reset after the quarterfinals.

I can’t even tell you how many times my wife has asked me why we’re going a certain way and I reply “I’m doing what Google says”. It’s some Pavlovian response to Google Maps. The only time it’s gone disastrously wrong was when I was driving my car to a Best Buy and wondering why it had me cut through a park and into…