Counterpoint: fuck James Harden, he is a cowardly shitbird who plays an incredibly aesthetically disgusting brand of basketball, and a choke artist who has always disappeared in Elimination Games and will forever be known for 0-for-27 and I hope he retires soon.

This is bullshit. If you’re going to take up my parking spots, at least let me get some of that sweet covered parking under the wings.

Here’s hoping Amofah is found alive and well—and gets the help he needs. It’s not looking good, and dragging that kind of body of water for one person is very much the epitome of needle-in-a-haystack work, but until his whereabouts are confirmed one way or another, all anyone can do is hope he set his stuff down and…

Chris Sabo.

Bonzi. Fuckin’. Wells.

George Jefferson? Barry Larkin? 

Look at the bright side, now we’ll get a Rovell tweet about how much ad revenue Woj has produced by selling his soul to big business.

Look, rag on Skip all you want but it’s his duty to stay abreast of the situation in Houston. Wouldn’t tit be inappropriate if he weren’t staying in the loop with titter rumors? He can’t just puff his chest out and argue with Shannon without doing his diligence.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

As Burnley can tell you (and Wolves next year), 7th puts you in six games of Europa pre-group-stage qualifying starting in July and pretty much crushes your season, it’s 8th or bust.

That being said, generally the 5th and 6th place EPL teams are in fact favorites to win the Europa and its immensely valuable Champions’…

Erection. That’s an erection you’re feeling.

My first thought was, “Wow, her back legs must be really strong to pull off jumps like those.” And then I remembered humans only have one pair of legs

I had to pause the first video and take a look around to make sure I’m still a human on this planet. I need an adult to help me explain to me the feelings I’m having right now.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

Dennis may have been making a bold and powerful statement here; a statement about the anomaly of capitalism, the emptiness of collecting “stuff” to impress fellow superficial travelers that one may encounter along our spiritual journey on this short time on this giant rock.

Honestly, I’m a thrones fan and this season is really fucking stupid.

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

The Rockets are fully the most unlikeable team in the NBA.