They also don’t have to play the Patriots.

I’ll admit: Thanos getting taken down by Popeye the Sailor Man? Did not see that coming.

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

People that don’t like golf probably played once and sucked so bad that their friends never asked them to play again.

GET IN THE HOLE!

Love a good basketball match.

Fun fact: did you know that KD is shooting below league average from three this year? I know he’s still KD but I’m surprised I have never heard this once all season.

How many years has it been said Hazard is ‘probably leaving for Real in the summer’?

Reynolds’ career is definitely a mixed bag, but I feel like pre-DEADPOOL his best work was in the much-maligned SMOKIN’ ACES, a film I stand by to this day. He gets to be straight man, funny guy, action guy and also displays some impressive dramatic heft in the finale. But looking at his filmography I’m hard-pressed -…

Expect Chelsea to sign Trippier up any day now.

Throw some cursing into Simmons comments, publish it on this site and we’d have a Magary article.

Simmons can be kind of a douche, and always takes management’s side on labor issues ... but he’s not wrong on this, and we all know he’s not wrong. Even the article couldn’t quite come out and say he’s wrong, because again - he’s not wrong. LeBron is quite obviously in full recruiting/tampering mode. Though I…

The Knicks will trade him for Lonzo Ball.

“I'm sorry, Adult Mode has been disabled. Please say your passcode.”

We had a kid on my son’s basketball team that did that. If he touched the ball, it was a turnover. We lost every single game. His dad had to be restrained from the ref (by me) at one point because he was trying to fight him over a lack of foul calling. My son was 10 at the time. I guess what I’m trying to say is that…

Read the first sentence. He’s only been watching basketball for...oh wait, the Eastern Conference has been shit for like two decades.

(Personally, I think he’s terrific. I just couldn’t pass up the chance to make this dumb joke.)

John Gruden should be slapping a Raiders sticker on your dome right now