I’ll be honest, I wasn’t sure who the red head was at the top of the article, but holy shit - that is the perfect Kim Possible.

We need a live blog for this as well.

This has to mean that 1 or 2 of these 3 players are going play for Real next year: Mbappe, Hazard or Neymar. The problem is Neymar and Hazard play the same position and they already have Bale.

He is definitely up there with Messi in terms of ball control. I am a biased Chelsea supporter but what he does on the pitch is electrifying. Doesn’t score as many goals but damn he’s unbelievable.

Don’t forget riffraff, it’s one my Dad’s favorites.

Trumpian?

The premier league is objectively the best league in the world. Just ask the companies who are shelling out massive amounts of money to get rights to their games.

When I say best, I don’t mean the best talent at the top. As long as Messi and Ronaldo are in Spain you can’t say that. I mean best in interest,…

How is this even a take? The premier league is the best league in the world, even you have admitted that, and Chelsea have won the title two of the last four years. Sure they are in flux right now, but too good for Chelsea? They have maybe the best right back in football, maybe the best CDM in football and quite…

Super Dodge Ball my favorite game to play as a child, so satisfying to see their video game soul leave their body.

It’s pretty amazing that the Pacers are getting zero play in the sports media this year. They could rise as high as the three seeds with a bunch of cast-offs.

Before I even read the article, I knew it was about The Ringer.

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I know this isn’t popular on Deadspin, but I love his podcasts. They’re genuinely interesting to me, for instance, I thought his podcast with J.K. Simmons was incredible.

Also, the Ringer has improved since it started and honestly, I think it’d be hilarious if Drew and Bill were a guest on each other’s…

Gavin - I don’t think anyone thinks that. It just looks like he busted a hole in the time-space continuum and I can’t stop watching it.

Bill Walton is an American treasure.

Education jargon is by far the worst jargon there is. Yes consulting is bad and law is horrible as well - but educational jargon is by far the worst. What makes it the worst is not that there are more jargon words, but because teachers and educators use them like the whole world should know what they mean. Google…

Bill?

Yeah, with Sir Alex Ferguson as coach. Mourinho isn’t developing young talent as good Sir Alex did.

Draymond Green is the Diego Costa of the NBA. Correct take soccer fans?

Captain, why do you have to bring this up. It still hurts!

This is the only important question about the Marlins that I care about.

Chirp Chirp!!! This reminds me of 2001 when Ball State ran off victories against Kansas, UCLA and almost beat Duke in Maui! I’m sure everyone remembers that.