No. The best hitter in the game gets a hit 30% of the time. The best relief pitcher in the game can get batters out at a 90% clip. No.

Whenever I see these lists I automatically go down to the bottom of the list to see how high ‘getting hit by a car’ ranks. I was a little dissapointed at how low it is on this list. It’s gotta be at least just below Jim Irsay at number 16.

Thank you for ruining all kinja comments from this point forward for I have seen the summit and am satisfied.

John you are a beautiful human being.

Agreed. I’m not sure Pokemon Go is newsworthy anymore.

Rocket must be the next q&a on this site. To put it in terms he would understand, he literally shits gold. 

As a Reds fan I can tell you there isn’t shit happening over here lately.

Derek Jeter founding publisher? He must have a lot of time on his hands.

Is trumps site down due to a denial of service attack?

Hillary would probably need her own email server to do that kind of spamming.

You are either a troll or an idiot.

I work about 5 minutes from there!

Sick take broseph. Dr Who and Soccer are now ashamed you’re associated with them.

This guy is my spirit animal.

As long as Messi does it the “right way” on the pitch, people will love him. So annoying. He’s gotta be careful though, his reaction to losing in the copa may change all that. Fan’s are idiots, of course I’m no better (Artest was should never have been suspended for going in the stands at Detroit!). All they see is…

Damn it you glorious bastard.

Now that my friends, is my favorite part about baseball.

Cowherd does NOT look happy about it either. At the end there you can see in his eyes the understanding that this is going to be a dumpster fire.

Aren’t those 2 the same thing?

I always feel bad for the victims first obviously, but secondly I feel bad for the families of the accused. There is a constant theme of denial, not accepting that their loved one could do these things and it just breaks my heart.