Clearly a sign of his age and knowing that he can’t go all out all the time. The older I get I know when to take off a play or two when i’m fixing security vulnerabilities on servers, just not worth going all out all of the time, not worth the risk to my career.

This is good kinja.

Tuesday was centered around this shit. Get it together....

That poor Arsenal defender...the ball ricoheted off of him twice back towards his goal in the direction of the striker. So Arsenally of him.

When I first read that I thought you said ‘...in an intimate Manhattan cemetery.’ That would have been amazing.

Please, tell me more about how he cheated.

This whole thing to me comes down to one thing..the Yokohama Curse/New sponsor curse. That has to be a thing right? I mean look how crap Man U is now that Chevy is their sponsor?

The easiest solution for baby Hitler is an evil baby orphanage.

They have some done some groundbreaking stuff lately... Game of Thrones Musical

And you wonder why they aren’t more successful at getting away with stealing shit.

Every fan base is insufferable, and that’s the way we all like it. Or else you wouldn’t have a chance to provide this great hot take on a dumb sports blog.

I am not afraid to say it, but I completely agree. I also got to say the Finding Neverland was a good spin on it as well.

Watch it again and focus on Greg Toller’s ‘attempt’ at breaking this pass up. What in the hell is going on in his mind?

I bet you’re the best kind of fantasy football player.

If by The Magician you mean a flashy player that gives 50% effort 90% of the time, then yes he is a magician. Before you can ask; yes I am a butthurt Reds fan that is pissed by all the promise of a few years ago turn to complete shit.

Why do we have to bring Bill Walton into this? He is a god among broadcaster’s, the fact that he Overexaggerates every single player he talks about is amazing. When I watch him I am both shocked by his great broadcaster abilities and awed by his pure poetic genius.

I agree 100%. For about two years of my life in my early teens he was the coolest. I will never forget THE STREAK.

But guys he gets such postive testimonials from other great “leaders of men.”

Great article but I’m pretty sure Ian Darke said “Goal, Goal USA!” not, “Go, Go USA!”

You’re my favorite type of person.