Answer: no, didn't edit much, but they skipped past some slaughtering of innocent villagers.  I guess you have to draw the line somewhere.

No one, NO ONE looks like that at 62 without having some work done. Plus she probably gets an exfoliating facial every other day.  No big deal, hell I'd do it if I had the money. Or if I were still dating.

So Rambo is on SpikeTV right now. How much of the over-the-top insane violence will they show? Think they'll censor all the guys getting ripped into pieces by that machine gun on the back of the truck?

Holy crap, please do. I'd use the fuck out of that.

I wish I had friends, so I could introduce them to Community.

They didn't even try this time:
http://abc.go.com/shows/the…
25 women and the biggest nod to diversity is that some of them are from the south, a couple of them might be natural blondes, and I think that one girl is a redhead.

You don't want to let them go in the first round, 'cause then you'd be a racist. Wait a round or two before dumping any ethnic-types.

No, no, one of them was a redhead this year. Diversity rules!

I gotta admit, I've seen every single episode of this garbage. And all I can think about while I'm watching it is "why the fuck am I wasting my life watching this contrived crap?" One day, I will be begging for those hours back, and an uncaring God will ignore my pleas. Yet I still watch. I guess it makes me feel a…

Announcement of the Community return! Both of these events were way better than my wedding, or the births of my children for that matter.

It's another level of meta-irony when you don't realize you're doing it.

I think it's the record for "modern submersibles" or something, which I don't really get. The NYT had an article yesterday:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012…

Seriously, there are unicellular organisms 20 centimeters across down there (xenophyophores).  I'm looking forward to this way more than Avatar 2: Avatarier.

All kidding aside, this is fucking awesome.

You know, as of this second, this ^^ is the 30,000th comment according to Disqus.

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This has been the best two days of my life!

Couple days even, but it seems like they're catching up.

Yeah, finally, but they're coming through one at a time from several days ago. Did this thread break Disqus?

I remember when Futurama first came out in 1999 or whatever. I didn't watch it out of spite that it was too Simpsons-like. I've since seen the error of my ways. It's pretty awesome. It's certainly better than current Simpsons (is that still on?) and compares very favorably to classic Simpsons, though it's obviously…