"Cenozoic sediment endothermically degenerates through hydrocarbon pyrolosis into excellent quality light sweet crude." - BP Amoco.*

Doesn't Roger Ebert have a big column about how he's willing to accept almost any sort of weird nonsensical magic rules in a movie, as long as the movie sticks to the rules it created?  (See Groundhog Day)

That was a great comment when you someone eat it.

They have iPhones in TerraNova?

stop doing this

I'm not real optimistic. It hasn't been notifying me of updates for like 15,000 posts.

"Could give me a wet daydream" is a great descriptor of how hot a woman is. I'll begin gradually introducing it into my lexicon and let you know how it goes.

If I'm flipping channels and Groundhog Day is on, it automatically means I'm spending the next two hours watching Groundhog Day. Can't say that about many movies.

I don't even follow the premise. If a middle finger "fuck you" makes the tree lose two leaves, why doesn't obnoxiously miming "I'd like a double cup triple grande no-whip mocha latte" do the same thing?

"I wanted to be young, but NOT THIS YOUNG!"

Does it still count as masturbating if I just spontaneously ejaculate in my pants?

I can't believe the dramatic energy they built up for the whole-school pillow fight.

The Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you???

I am legitimately quivering with excitement after watching that. I did have a septuple espresso this morning, and some nonspecific weight loss supplement, but still I'm quivering. And palpitating.

I don't really have much of an opinion about either BNL or the Tragically Hip (is that the TH?)  It's just a quote from Community. Isn't that the standard method of communication around here?

A bartender at a dive I used to frequent was an absolute spitting image of her. She was of course completely uninterested, despite my hanging out in her bar all the time and routinely tipping an absurd amount. Funny how that works.

I'm wearing headphones next time.

I feel like every time Kirk Cameron is mentioned I should bring up this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Tosh.O's nomination invalidates the entire proceedings. See also: Puss in Boots, SNL.

So he's going to fall in love with Brazilian Drug Lord's daughter then, right? Clever screenwriters.